But, see, first the drain in our basement backed up, and then the plumber opened every possible pipe and tracked sewer sludge all over the place, and then I dropped my phone on the stairs where he'd been walking, and I was like "Oh shit (literally), now my case is gross" and rather than bother trying to sanitize it I figured I'd bust out the replacement one that I bought almost a year ago and finally get crackin' on it....
...but sort of lazily and without any real charting.
I also made this. I don't know why.
I wanted to cross stitch the most inappropriate and unlikely phrase-to-be-cross-stitched ever, and that's what came to mind. Starting to understand why people earburn me in Ravelry conversations about profanity, though.
I think our cross stitching goes well together...
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Ahahahaha... if I am at level 1 of dirty cross-stitching, you are at like, level 10. NICE.
Deletethis is amazing
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Deletethis made my day:) I've always wanted to cross stitch really inappropriate sh*t really pretty like ... so people are like, "Oh that's lovely!.... and it says f*ck."
ReplyDeleteDo it! It's very satisfying.
DeleteAwesome. Just awesome. Both the case and the random embroidery made me laugh out loud!
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