But, see, first the drain in our basement backed up, and then the plumber opened every possible pipe and tracked sewer sludge all over the place, and then I dropped my phone on the stairs where he'd been walking, and I was like "Oh shit (literally), now my case is gross" and rather than bother trying to sanitize it I figured I'd bust out the replacement one that I bought almost a year ago and finally get crackin' on it....
...but sort of lazily and without any real charting.
I also made this. I don't know why.
I wanted to cross stitch the most inappropriate and unlikely phrase-to-be-cross-stitched ever, and that's what came to mind. Starting to understand why people earburn me in Ravelry conversations about profanity, though.