And by "we" I mean Travis and his farming partner, Evan. I really have nothing to do with them, besides liking them and naming them and maybe getting to decorate the egg cartons.
(Don't worry, she's supposed to look like that, she's a Turken. Name's David Lynch.)
There are more pictures with chicken names here if you're super interested for some reason. And if you're in Portland and need good eggs (or veggies, soon) please contact these guys: Sasquatch Acre. I drew their logo, so you know they're good.