I hear (ok, well, read, since most of my knitting-related-interaction is online) knitters whine all the time about how they have too much yarn, it's taking up too much space, they spend too much money, but they just "can't help" buying more, blah de blah de blah blah. And I call shenanigans. That's like saying "I know I weight 1000 pounds but I just can't stop eating HoHo's for all three meals." Yes you can. You have to actually WANT to, but you can.
And Miss Alex is going to show you the way.
The 12 Step Yarn Elimination Game
1. Admit Your Problem
2. Eliminate Temptation
4. Kill Your Babies
6. Shop your Stash
7. Knitting Fever
11. End bits
12. GO BUY MORE YARN WOOO!
Stay tuned for elaboration ;-) You can do it, I believe in you. Time to cowboy up and tackle that ever-growing mountain of personal weakness made manifest. You WILL make the stash your bitch.
(And I'll do it too.)