Hooray...number 1 of patterns-for-sale is now up and running. Allow me to introduce you to Phoncible:
You can also see a tester's terribly attractive (slightly more subtly colored) version here, just in case you're not the rainbow-hat-wearing kind of person.
The pattern is available for purchase at my etsy shop.
Or, on Ravelry:
(the fine print: Your purchase of this pattern constitutes your agreement to use this pattern only for personal, non-profit use without specific written permission from the designer (just email me!) Items made from this pattern may not be sold without permission, nor may the pattern itself be copied, sold, or distributed in any way. You may print one copy for personal use but may not print multiples to distribute, nor may you share the digital file with others. Thanks guys!)
If you need to contact me with questions, my email address is firstname.lastname@example.org - please email instead of commenting since it's much easier for me to reply that way! Thanks!